Oh Reddit, and the stoned Reddit users that occupy so much that is great and holy on the internet. One Redditor recently had the great idea of coming up with a new, Jewish-themed holiday (Robanukah just wasn’t enough for you, was it?). It’s called Chronicah. Chronic + Hanukah = Chronicah. Simple math is the best math for those that toke daily.
Here’s how it works:
Day 1: Joints
Day 2: Blunts
Day 3: Bowls
Day 4: Bubblers
Day 5: Bongs
Day 6: Edibles
Day 7: Vaporizers
Day 8: All Others
But that is not all! The Rabbi…er…Redditor CactusCat11, has some important halachot to follow when celebrating. What would a Jewish holiday be without unnecessary rules?