We all know Chabad tries as hard as they can to get Jew-ish boys and girls to do Jewish things. Like put on teffilin, or light Shabbat candles. But often Jew-ish boys and girls don’t care. So Chabad tries to tempt them (us) with wonderful things such as amazing salads and alcohol. And usually it works (at least for me). But kids these days have realized that Trader Joe’s has some pretty damn good pre-made salads, and bars don’t card anymore. So what’s Chabad to do????
According to some screenshots Failed Messiah dug up, it looks like a Boston Chabad Rabbi is attempting to get a Medicinal Marijuana license. That’s right. Weed, pot, grass; it could soon be available at your local Boston Chabad.
The good news is that your shabbat brownies will be a bit more special. The bad news is that this will attract even more Phish heads.